Marmite

A horrible food product that Will Instantly kill you when you touch it

History
Marmite was created on 6/06/666 when scientests on planet Shix6hix found a metroid and decided to chop it up and squish it to a thick paste. Then they added extremely disgusting stuff to it and sent it to Earth, along with 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 other copies of it.

(look how menacing it is...)